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If it’s good enough for John to steal from Chris who stole it…

• WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
  Larry Ann … who proceeded to be continually beat up in bar fights from that day forward.
   
• NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
  Harold Charles …the driver with two first names…and last place.
   
• STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, last 4 letters of your first name):
  Marles …Jedi?  JEDI????  We don’t need no stinkin’ Jedi!!!
   
• DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal):
  Orange Grizzly …always track down my man, but my camouflage sucks.
   
• SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live):
  Anthony North Richland Hills…yet another name that gets me beat up all the time.
   
• SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning):
  The Green Buttery Nipple …guaranteed to get into trouble with his superhero wife, The Purple Margarita.
   
• FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name):
  Chin …what the…?
   
• GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
  Pumpkin Oreo…no comment
   
• ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name):
  Jack Mackey…who is awesome at Rock Band bass.
   
• PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
  Sandy Hillstar…what better than a name that can be assumed to be male or female?  That’s just not right.

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