Archive for the 'ANFSCD' Category

13
Jan

Weigh-in: Year 3, Week 31

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Here is where I list all the things I did wrong this week to explain the gain the scale showed.
At least, that’s what you’re expecting.
However, I think I shall skip that little pity-party I was going to throw for myself. Instead, I need to wake myself up. I’m stuck on a plateau. [...]

18
Dec

Thursday re-Thievery

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If it’s good enough for John to steal from Chris who stole it…

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names):
Larry Ann … who proceeded to be continually beat up in bar fights from that day forward.
 
NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad):
Harold Charles …the driver with two first names…and last place.
 
STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters [...]

09
Dec

Just one birthday balloon

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While the title sounds surreal, the reality is that I got tired of the helium balloon just floating in my office and put it to use…

03
Dec

Summer Nights (I wrote that???)

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An online friend of mine suddenly discovered deviantart.com (it is safe for the most part) and was immediately hooked (he’s a photographer and has been drawn to all the inspiration he found).  I went and found my profile on there that I had created years ago.  One of the items I had posted was a [...]

05
Nov

An Exhaustive (?) History of Homework Excuses

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I left it behind before we got on the ark.
The dog ate my hand.
I left it back in Egypt before we crossed the Red Sea.
The dog ate my papyrus.
I spent the last 3 years enslaved by the Babylonians.
The Roman Army burned down our house where my homework was kept.
It got burned with my other books [...]