05
Nov
An Exhaustive (?) History of Homework Excuses
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- I left it behind before we got on the ark.
- The dog ate my hand.
- I left it back in Egypt before we crossed the Red Sea.
- The dog ate my papyrus.
- I spent the last 3 years enslaved by the Babylonians.
- The Roman Army burned down our house where my homework was kept.
- It got burned with my other books by the Nazis.
- I left it at my parent’s house in Rome when Nero burned the city.
- My computer crashed and erased all my homework.
- My rabbit chewed up my homework on the organic paper.
- My dog swallowed my USB thumbdrive.
- My floppy got too close to the speakers in the auditorium during the pep rally.
- I left the CD I burned in the car over the weekend and it got warped by the sun.
- My hippie sister burned most of the house down when she tried to burn her bra.
- The Yankees burned down our family home in Atlanta.
- My computer was stolen during the L.A. riots.
- My dad accidentally shredded it with his stock certificates when pets.com went bankrupt.
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