Dear Christianity,
Do you not have enough holidays? You’ve got Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving (though some argue that it’s not a religious holiday… but then who do you give thanks to?). You’ve got every Sunday (though it hardly counts for most as it ends up being about 30 minutes and back to reality). Why do you need to claim another day as Christian?
What could I possibly be talking about? It’s what I found in a CHRISTIAN book store in Ardmore, OK. I purchased for 99 cents a bookmark with the following “Pumpkin Prayer” (copied from here):
Dear God,
As I carve my pumpkin help me say this prayer:
Open my mind so I can learn about You;
(Cut the top of the pumpkin)
Take away all my sin and forgive me for the wrong things I do.
(Clean out the inside)
Open my eyes so Your love I will see;
(Cut the eyes out in heart shapes)
I’m so sorry for turning up my nose to all you’ve given me.
(Cut a nose in the shape of a cross)
Open my ears so your word I will hear.
(Cut the ears shaped like the Bible)-we did rectangles
Open my mouth so I can tell others You’re near
(cut the mouth in the shape of a fish)
Let Your light shine in all I say and do! Amen.
(Place a candle inside and light it)
As the website says, “This is a great way to put a little Christian in Halloween.” Really? This is what happened with the Fertility festival till all you had remaining was rabbits and eggs and candy and no clue what the heck it has to do with the Messiah’s resurrection. The same thing happened with the Winter Solstice festival until all you had remaining was trees, candles, and fat men in red coats and no clue what they heck it has to do with the Messiah’s birth.
Pretty soon, you, Christianity, will have claimed every holiday as your own by the process of Christianization until you have no clue what all these traditions are that you do around this worship. Let the pagans keep their holidays and you stick to what scripture teaches to observe.
Then again, you’d have to give up almost everything you do now (including Sunday) if you wanted to go back to what scripture teaches. Frankly, you’re having too much fun to want to give that up.
I weep for what the future holds.